Avoiding the sunlight (Paris #2!!)

Buona sera! (Still not French :D)

My blog has been visited quite a few times, thanks for that! Just one question: where are my comments?!

I did nothing today (I didn't even go out!) because Heidi kept me up all night and I've been super tired. I tried putting money on my french account but it turned out to be surprisingly difficult, since I should have confirmed the payment by mobile phone. None of my phones or SIM cards worked. Nice. So I had to call my mom. Then I spoke through Skype to my sister, who told the stuff to my mom, who transferred the message to the bank lady. Imagine how stupid I felt!

Tonight there was a big surprise for me. When I checked my email, the Friday guy had sent me a message in which he told me in the most complicated French language how he had accepted us to live with him. Yay, how good are we?! Went to 2 presentations and got 2 offers! Everyone wants me to live in their apartment! Think about that, homies!

Sadly, the guy couldn't have us anymore, because we already have a less expensive apartment! So I sent him a message written with my amazing French skills where I told him about his loss.

So now that I've updated the Bdx stuff that no-one really cares about, I shall move on to the PARIS EXTRA!! Yeah, this is what all of you have been waiting for! So here we go:

WEDNESDAY

I was really tired and bruised after the concert. When I woke up at 9:20, I felt controversial - I was really happy that I'd seen Patrick (<3<3<3), sad because it was over and angry as hell because the French people had ruined it for me. Lucky me, I forgot all that stuff when I got the chance to use the heavenly shower again. Oh the screaming!

Terhi and Mira, our map readers, decided that we could spend the day walking along the Seine and seeing bunch of sights. We walked a long time seeing nothing but ugly walls, but after using a McDonald's bathroom we saw this:

It's some kind of phallic symbol near the Bastille. And a Riina. There was also the Bastille but I somehow missed it. I felt really genius when I asked if we were going to see the Bastille soon after having walked pass it like 15 minutes ago...

We found our way to Seine and took some pics on the bridge:

See how happy we look even though we're in Paris!!

Then we found some kind of church:

I think I've seen it somewhere. There were a lot of tourists in front of it, on very ugly stairs. As we were tourists as well, we joined them.

Terhi reading the map. She had to be in the sunlight because she had lemon in her head. She tried dying her hair by this hippie method. It didn't work. I had to be in the shadow because... you know, I'm me.

We carried on and found a pet store:

It was full of cute dogs and Terhi and I turned into complete idiots with high pitched voices. I think the Paris hates me too.

Then we found some kind of museum. There's a painting of some famous lady in there. Or something. Anyway, we totally owned the place:

Just look at my homies! Gotta love Riina's face in that one! We couldn't stay there for a long time because no_shadow!!

We found some park full of statues. One of them apparently felt like I feel when I'm talking to people I like (yes, I mean like, like :P):

I couple of fails before I got it right. Fortunately I had the same passion in all of them. I'm like that. I just care too much. It's my only vice.

We found some shadow and ran under the trees. Otherwise I would have burst into flames. Because of the vampire thing.

Find five differences. I give you a hint: one of the people changes in the second picture.

Then we saw a lot of smoke and we knew immediately that this was an act of the notorious gang Access, which had earlier been spotted in Stockholm and Jyväskylä.

There are the delinquents! Proud of what they've done! Note the face of the guy in the background :D

Then there was THE OBELISK! And me, almighty:

Yes, it is just another phallic symbol. 

We found another park, in this one it was allowed to sit on the grass. We played cards and I WON! AS ALWAYS! Here's how Terhi felt about it:

Haha. Loser!

A dog ran from its owner. It liked out cards. 

Sooo cute (high-pitched voice)!!

Here's Terhi advertising the hippie lemon hair dying thing. Well, not so hippie since it was some kind of concentrate bought from Lidl. :D

And here's me again:

In the shadow!! Hell yeah!

We went back to the hostel by subway because we didn't want to be late from our date with our new German spy friends:

At some point we started to shoot an idiotic film called "Sinkkumetro" - "The Singles Metro" (or something). It was about single people travelling by metro and wishing they would find a date. There were a lot of options but none of them tried to hit on us. At least, not in the subway...

Needless to say, we were late from our German spy date. 10 minutes late. But we decided to wait for them for an hour. A day before that they had said that if they wouldn't come, it would be because their shower or elevator had killed them. Since we didn't see them, we were really sad as we thought they'd died because of a shitty Parisian hostel! Here's us chilling at the meeting place, our own Place de la République:

Best place in Paris! Riina got some Access spirit:

Access!!!!

Then we went hanging out by some weird Parisian thing:

Riina knows how to pose! :D

And so do I! I own that shit!

This is some really weird artistic picture taken by Terhi, I think.

I wanted to see the Eiffel tower (yeah, I know what that thing is, you don't have to comment about my ignorance anymore! Hands off the keyboard! :P) when it got dark so we went to look for a restaurant while waiting for the sun to go down. We found a relatively cheap Chinese place. Here's Mire doing the duckface in there:

Some people just know how to do it right :D

We went back to the Eiffel tower, the most romantic thing ever. Since Terhi and I had just got stood up (xD) and I didn't have anyone by my side, I felt like this:

If you're feeling guilty, next time come there with me. Yes, I mean you, beautiful stranger! 

Here's the thing during nighttime:

We took some pictures in which we tried to look romantic. I think we look like zombies. But after all, Warm Bodies is one of the most romantic films I've seen (I'm not kidding!!).

The lighting is just terrifying!

We went sitting on the grass a little later and wrote the script of "Paska Pariisi Komedia" - "The Shit Paris Comedy". Yes, it's as bad as it sounds. Riina was the main character and she was exploding all kinds of things accidentally. Mira was her best friend. And Terhi and I were the obligatory stupid idiot characters whose only purpose is to make the comedy "funny". It couldn't have been done any other way. 

We went back to the hostel, laughing like maniacs (at least Terhi and I). Yes, Paris certainly hates me. I don't know how we were able to come up with a myriad of brain free stuff. Ok, I know. It's because I don't happen to own any brain. 

This was all for today, I'll write about THURSDAY some other time. It's like in the cliche horror movies: a black screen and a name of a weekday. Well, isn't this some kind of horror story? At least to people who know me and wish they wouldn't, after reading this blog! xD

I'm pretty damn tired at this time, so sorry about the not-so-well-planned text. Not that any of the others would have been well-planned... Ok, sorry for this blog!

Thanks for reading! 

Gute Nacht! <3